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We're death marching band
Peter Pan off the wagon
entertain but never trust
anyone sober
We're tasteless but taste good
my (s)top hat's top hat(ed)
unsafe cheerleaders
porn poms and pipe bombs
I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught
in your mouth
I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
don't say no
just say now
I like a big car
'cause I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hits
I'd like to love you
but my hearts is a sore
I am I am I am so yours
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I'd like to la la la la love you
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I'd like to la la la la love you
I'm the leader of the club
and I've shrugged off my mouse ears
we fly no-class dumbo jets
and drive hardcore vettes
We fight war with drugs
and our sex always formal
we wear lawsuits when we get
high high high
I like a big car
'cause I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hits
I'd like to love you
but my hearts a sore
I am I am I am so yours
I am a big car
and I'm a strip bar
call it fake
I call it "good as it gets"
nothing in this
world is for real
except you are for me
and I am so yours
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