Intro: Gmaj



          Cmaj   Em        Am

cause he gets up in the morning,

       Cmaj     Em       Am

And he goes to work at nine,

         Cmaj      Em      Am

And he comes back home at five-thirty,

         Cmaj        Em     Am

Gets the same train every time.

         Cmaj      Em           Am      Cmaj

cause his world is built round punctuality,

    Em      Am

It never fails.

       Cmaj Em Am

And hes oh, so good,

       Cmaj Em Am

And hes oh, so fine,

       Cmaj Em Am

And hes oh, so healthy,

       Cmaj Em        Am

In his body and his mind.

      Fmaj           Em

Hes a well respected man about town,

 Fmaj                Dmaj         Gmaj Cmaj Gmaj

Doing the best things so conservatively.



And his mother goes to meetings,

While his father pulls the maid,

And she stirs the tea with councilors,

While discussing foreign trade,

And she passes looks, as well as bills

At every suave young man..... Chorus



And he likes his own backyard,

And he likes his fags the best,

cause hes better than the rest,

And his own sweat smells the best,

And he hopes to grab his fathers loot,

When pater passes on..... Chorus



And he plays at stocks and shares,

And he goes to the regatta,

And he adores the girl next door,

cause hes dying to get at her,

But his mother knows the best about

The matrimonial stakes..... Chorus



End on Gmaj