BbM7

Monday: Late again, today,

                               Gm        F

he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,

Gm            F             BbM7       Eb

he'd have to hurry out the bus.

        BbM7

Tuesday: Horace was so sad,

                           Gm        F

he'd never had a girl that he could care for,

Gm             F                      BbM7     Eb

and if he was late once more, he'd be out.

   Bb          Eb7   Bb                Eb7

   Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,

        Bb                  Eb7       

   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.

   Bb                 Eb7

   Then a voice from above said—

      Bb                Ab

    "Horace Wimp, this is your life,

       Gm               Gb

     Go out and find yourself a wife.

     Bb               Ab

     Make a stand and be a man,

       Gm              Gb

     And you will have a great life plan."

         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb

You can do it

         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb

Come on Horace

         BbM7

Wednesday: Horace met a girl, 

                          Gm     F

she was small and she was very pretty,

Gm            F                 BbM7        Eb

he thought he was in love, he was afraid.

       BbM7 

Thursday: Asks her for a date, 

                            Gm     F

the cafe down the street tomorrow evening,

Gm             F                    BbM7    Eb

his head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K."



   Bb          Eb7   Bb                Eb7

   Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,

        Bb                  Eb7       

   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.

   Bb                 Eb7

   Then a voice from above said—

      Bb                Ab

    "Horace Wimp, this is your life,

       Gm               Gb

     Go out and find yourself a wife.

     Bb               Ab

     Make a stand and be a man,

       Gm              Gb

     And you will have a great life plan."

         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb

You can do it

         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb

Come on Horace

   Bb                  

Friday: Horace, this is it, 

                           Gm         F

he asks the girl if maybe they could marry,



Gm              F             Bb        Eb

when she says "gladly." Horace cries.

      Bb  

Sunday: Everybody's at the church,

                          Gm                  F  

when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,

Gm              F                 Bb    Eb

for the rest of my life." and she did.

   

   Bb          Eb7   Bb                Eb7

   Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,

        Bb                  Eb7       

   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.

   Bb                 Eb7

   Then a voice from above said—

      Bb                Ab

    "Horace Wimp, this is your wife,

       Gm               Gb

     Go out and find yourself a life.

     Bb               Ab

     Make a stand and be a man,

       Gm              Gb

     And you will have a great life plan."

         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb

You can do it

         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb

Come on Horace





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Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace

Bb      Ab      Gm         Gb       Bb     Ab     Gm       Gb 

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday 

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Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday

Bb      Ab      Gm         Gb        Bb    Ab      Gm    Gb 

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday 

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Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday