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Ben Folds Five - Army Ben Folds Five - Army |
| well, I thought about the army
Dad said, "Son, you're fucking high"
and I thought, "yeah, there's a first for everything"
so I took my old man's advice
three sad semesters
it was only 15 grand
spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead
grew a moustache and a mullet
got a job at Chick-fil-A
citing artistic differences
the band broke up in May
and in June reformed without me
and they got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
and hung my head in shame
oh no
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
woah, I think I'll write a screenplay
woah, I think I'll take it to L.A.
woah, I think I'll get it done yesterday
Alright,
here we go
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keep it up
in this time of introspection
on the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
(audience) God, please spare me more rejection!
cause my peers they criticize me
and my ex-wives all despise me
trying to put it all behind me
but my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I thought about
your mommy
great singing! yeah |
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