* Final chord correction by Sameer Barua , 16 Sept. 2008.



D5     xx02xx

D6     xx04xx

D7     xx05xx

G5     35xxxx

G6     37xxxx

G7     38xxxx

D      xx0232

C      x3555x and x32010

Asus4  x0223x

A      x0222x

A5     57xxxx and x02xxx

Bmadd2 6xx566



                         x4

||:D5    D6    D7    D6 :||

  [palm mute            ]

                                                   [horn arr for gtr]

D5    D6      D7      D6     |D5    D6   D7    D6  |D5  D6  D7  D6| % |

I got up this morning and did fifty-five press-ups, dad

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                                                   |10........----|---|

                                                   |------------9~|7~-|

                                                   |--------------|---|

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I brushed my teeth since breakfast and I threw away my Playboy, that's bad!



   |G5        G6     G5        G6|

The Ferrari's in the garage and I 



|G5     G6      G5   G6 |G5   G6  G5 G6  |G5   G6  G5 G6   |

 Gave it a wash just for you                            (But)

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                        |--10-12~-10-12~-|--10-12~-10-12~--|

                        |----------------|-----------------|

                        |----------------|-----------------|

                        |----------------|-----------------|

                        |----------------|-----------------|



   |D                                  |C             |Asus4  |

But please don't make me come to the theatre it's so uncool



|Asus4/A Asus4/A    |



I'll babysit my cousin and I promise not to tease him, oh no

I'll caress his little haircut and do everything to please him, oh

I'll watch him like a hawker and in case a fit should seize him

But please don't make me come to the theatre, it's so grim



[chorus]

|G5        A5   |D      D6/D5   D6/D5 D

 Kevin's a model child

|G5        A5     |D    D6/D5 D6/D5 D

 Always as good as gold

|G5       A5   |D     D6/D5  D6/D5 D

 Kevin is never wild

|G5          A5     |Bmadd2

 Always does as he's told