G It may not feel too classy
CG Begging just to eat
D But you know who does that?
AmD Lassie, and she always gets a treat
G So you wonder what your part is
CG Cause you’re homeless and depressed
D But home is where the heart is
AmCD So your real home’s in your chest
GDC Everyone’s a hero in their own way
AmCD Everyone’s got villains they must face
B They’re not as cool as mine
C But folks you’ll know it’s fine
D To know your place
GDC Everyone’s a hero in their way
AmCDG In their own, not that heroic way
G So I thank my girlfriend, Penny
CG Yeah, we totally had sex
D She showed me there’s so many
AmD Different muscles I can flex
G There’s the deltoids of compassion
CG There’s the abs of being kind
D It’s not enough to bash in heads
AmCD You’ve got to bash in minds
GDC Everyone’s a hero in their own way
AmCD Everyone’s got something they can do
B Get up, go out and fly
CD Especially that guy, he smells like poo!
GDC Everyone’s a hero in their own way
AmCDG You and you and mostly me and you
F I’m poverty’s new sheriff
C And I’m bashing in the slums
FC/E A hero doesn’t care if you’re
FCA/C#D A bunch of sca-ry al-co-ho-lic bums
AbEbDb Everyone’s a hero in their own way
BbmDbEb Everyone can blaze a hero’s trail
C Don’t worry if it’s hard
Db If you’re not a friggin tard
Eb You will prevail
AbEbDb Everyone’s a hero in their own way
BbmDbEbAb Everyone’s a hero in their- (way)